former graphic designer turned advertising person. lover of film & television. comedy nerd. baseball fan. eater. exerciser. friend to all cats.
There’s still crap everywhere, but it’s starting to feel like home. #hello

There’s still crap everywhere, but it’s starting to feel like home. #hello

I measure DQ dipped cones in “poops” up top. Hence my horror at “the squeeze” atop this one. #whynocurl

I measure DQ dipped cones in “poops” up top. Hence my horror at “the squeeze” atop this one. #whynocurl

y’all is short for Yeehaw to All, an ancient cowboy greeting

Nope! I will not have anyone thinking that I say “Yeehaw” in any way, shape or form.

(Source: primateculture, via sleazylawyers)

Not long after the show ended, Cross was at a George Carlin performance in New York, where, he says, an HBO exec gleefully introduced himself as “the guy who ruined your life” by moving Mr. Show to its doomed slot. “I was really angry at how cavalier he was,” Cross says. “But I also thought, ‘Man, you are fucking lucky I’m not Bob Odenkirk. He’d throw you over this fucking railing.’”

Twitter.

emilyvgordon:

Twitter is awesome. It’s given me a lot of fantastic things, put me in touch with people I would have never been able to interact with, and it regularly shows me pictures of kittens.

But here’s the thing I’m just recently coming to grips with: it’s kind of a misery vacuum. Two tiny things…

Some great thoughts. I never get involved in these things because it usually only make me angry. Just like in real life… I’m an extreme liberal who still does live in Texas, so I see “those people” every day.

Only use the twitters for good, and shrug off the stupids and crazies, you guys. Take a walk outside until you feel better instead.

Creepy bunny from my infancy, you gave me nightmares. Please don’t return to haunt my dreams. 

Update: I just put creepy bunny in the trash. Now I’m really, really sad. But he is really, really gross.

Creepy bunny from my infancy, you gave me nightmares. Please don’t return to haunt my dreams.

Update: I just put creepy bunny in the trash. Now I’m really, really sad. But he is really, really gross.

madehimsaycomfychairs:

thebeauty-isa-beast:

curvellas:

my fall look today is winged eyeliner, plum lipstick, and a look on my face like i’m fucking your boyfriend and can’t wait for you to find out.

My fall look is simple liner with bold lashes, burgundy lipstick, a gleam in my  eyes that let’s men know that I’ll suck their dick, their money out of their bank accounts, and the souls right out of their bodies.

this is my favorite post on tumblr currently

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